Royal Decree
Let it be known throughout the land:
- Favourite treat
- Peanut butter biscuits, served warm
- Sworn enemy
- The vacuum cleaner, and the postman
- Royal throne
- The left end of the grey sofa
- Royal hobby
- Stealing one shoe every morning
- Royal duty
- Inspecting every shopping bag
- Nicknames
- Biccy, Mr. Wiggles, Your Fluffiness
The Royal Story
Biscuit came home on a rainy June afternoon, small enough to fit inside a shoebox and already convinced he was in charge. Within a week he had claimed the sofa, the warmest corner of the kitchen and everyone's hearts.
He greets every visitor like long-lost royalty and never lets anyone leave the house without a proper goodbye. Walks in the park are his royal tours, and every squirrel is a subject who has failed to bow.
This page is his little kingdom: a place to keep his best moments and to smile every time we scan his portrait.
The Royal Gallery
The Chronicles
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The coronation
Joined the family and took the throne immediately.
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Conquered the sea
His first swim, and his first fight with a wave.
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The great stocking heist
Opened every present before sunrise.
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Big brother
Welcomed a kitten into the royal court, eventually.
A Message from the Family
To our sweet boy: thank you for every wagging tail at the door, every muddy pawprint and every quiet evening at our feet. You make our house a home. Long live the king.
Royal Certificate of Nobility
Be it known to all that
Sir Biscuit
is hereby proclaimed
Duke of Treats, Guardian of the Sofa
ennobled on August 14, 2019,
and entered into the Royal Register as No. 3147